... But .. who the heck is Bruce Pee??
.... anyway..... here are something to start off your week ....
HEALTH QUESTION & ANSWER SESSION
Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... Don't waste them on exercise . Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.
Q:   Should                              I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and                              vegetables? 
A:   You                              must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow                              eat? Hay and corn And what are these? Vegetables. So                              a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism                              of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain?                              Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field                              grass (green leafy vegetable). And a lamb chop can                              give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of                              vegetable products                                   
Q:   How                              can I calculate my body/fat                              ratio? 
A:  Well, if you                              have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to                              one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to                              one, etc.                                      
Q:   What                              are some of the advantages of participating in a                              regular exercise program? 
A:  Can't                              think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No                              Pain...Good!                                    
Q:   Aren't                              fried foods bad for you? 
A:   You're                              not listening...  Foods                              are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact,                              they're permeated in it. How could getting more                              vegetables be bad for you?                                     
Q:   Will                              sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft                              around the middle?  
A:   Definitely                              not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You                              should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger                              stomach.                                     
Q:   Is                              chocolate bad for me? 
A:   Are                              you crazy?   HELLO                                Cocoa beans! Another vegetable.  It's the best                              feel-good food around!  !                                   
Q:   Is                              swimming good for your figure? 
A:   If                              swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to                              me.                                     
Q:   Is                              getting in-shape important for my                              lifestyle? 
A:   Hey!                              'Round' is a shape! !                                    
Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.
NOTE: The above is not an accurate answer for the question, I am not going to be held responsible for any of the responses. If you believe everything you read, then you should know by now that the word "Gullible" has never ever been stated in the dictionary nor any thesaurus nor any encyclopedia.
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haha nice one!
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