.... hmmmm... .. banar kah tu .. atau sengaja kah tu posing ah .... ;p
TIPS FOR GOING AROUND IN A TAXI ....
1. ... make sure the there are 4 tyres... if there's only 3... then ... it is not a taxi ... it's perhap a Tuk-tuk... if in Thailand .... ... or bajaj if in Indonesia....
2. .... also do count the number of seat... if there are about 17 seats... then perhaps... you are in a minibus ....
3. ... and by the way ... make sure u r already seating on the taxi's seat .... pasal mun inda... mana tau masih menunggu arah kerusi arah taxi stand kah di mana kah ....
4. ... then tell the driver your destination.... to avoid them bringing u back to their home ...
5. ... dalam taxi atu ... jangan tah malu kan bertanya... pasal malu bertanya sasat jalan .... tapi jangan tah jua luan banyak atu... basar kemaluan tu eh ... mun luan basar kemaluan ... payan kan berjalan ....
6. ... do make sure the taxi is using a fare meter .... not a weighing machine or some sort....
7. .... be polite to the taxi driver if u don't wanna be cheated ... but not too polite... otherwise... kena urat karang oleh dreber teksi ...
8. Do NOT .. jump out of the moving taxi .. it will endanger other people ....
9. ... Do NOT sleep in a taxicab ..... or otherwise... not only you will be charged with the taxi fare.. but u might also be charged as if u r in a lodging room .....
10. ... if u are a guy ... and if the taxi driver ask for your name... don't tell them your name is Michael Jackson ... because he don't ride in a cab ....and NEVER ever tell them your name is Michael Jackson .... if you are a lady ... because for sure... the driver will know you are really lying....
11. ... if you are feeling bored about your daily routine..... why not just slap the taxi driver... for sure it won't be your typical daily routine one meh ....
p.s. .. do these ate your own risk ....
.. Good Day everyone ... ;) .....
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