RANDOM | The Interview With The Traffic Cone ...

... as mentioned earlier ... we were out for an outing last nite ... but I personally did not capture loads of photo ... because ... I have actually took what I need from an earlier outing last year ....

.. for those earlier photos u can see it here .... Part I ... and ... Part II ... ( 56k beware .. pix intensive)

.. so whilst the rest were capturing all those lighting and stuff ... the GF Team had something else in mind .... ;)

.. if before ... the GF Team manage to interview the Traffic Light .... yeap .. u got me right ... the Traffic Light .... well now ..... the GF Team was "lucky" .. to be given an opportunity to interview ..... (drum rolls ....) ... the TRAFFIC CONE ....


(The Traffic Cone, TC - A Personal Legacy)

GF: hmmmm.... Hii...
TC: ... hi jua ...

GF: .. apa abarnya ....?
TC: ... not too bad... boleh lah ... napanya....?

GF: .. eh boleh cakap london jua ah ...? .. apa kan bahasa rasmi u ani ...?
TC: .. eh sure.. why not ... depends lah .. dari mana kami kena buat ... if Made in UK .. so mesti pandai bahasa English .... if Made in China ... bahasa cina... mun Japan .. bahasa Jipun and so on ...

GF: ... tapi paham jua bahasa melayu ... bahasa Brunei ani ... ah ...
TC .. eh awu eh.. mun namanya batah udah di sini .. inda kan inda pandai ... orang pilipin ... orang india ... orang thailand mun batah di sini lagi pandai ... eh ... tahun ani labih udah 10 tahun ku d Brunei ani ... labih 10 tahun tah jua ku inda balik kampung ... sadih eh .. ;(

GF: .. ( nah sedih tia plang ...) .. eh bukan jua apa eh .. apa nama u yang banarnya kan? ... Traffic Cone kah banar...? .. atau Kon Polis ...?
TC: ... awu .. Official my name is Traffic Cone ... tapi ada plang jua kena panggil Road Cone lah ... Safety Cone lah ... macam topi witch pun ada jua ... asal jangan panggil aku ConeDome udah .. lain bunyi nya bah ... ahaks ...

GF: .. kamu ani biasanya andang kena buat sama kah ... and sama saiz kah...?
TC: ... inda jua eh .. macam kamu jua bah ... ada basar .. ada damit .... ada yang reflective .. ada yang glow in the dark ..... saiz pun ikut ada nya lah ... ada 12" ... ada 36" ... depends on what u gonna use it for .... .. eh BTW .. tau kamu kah ... logo VLC media player atu bah ... pakai logo Traffic Cone jua tu ... pemes kali kami ani ah ... kalah Miss Universe ....

GF: ... so semua kamu ani kena import lah? .. nada yang local kah ..?
TC: ... yes .. as far as I Know ... semua pemain import .. nada local ... pasal... local mana ada buat cone .... But at least ok lah ... cannot blem anibodi ... if local udah ada buat .. then no need to bring in imported kone .... macam printing jua bah .. atau macam tukang gambar jua bah .... mun org lokal dapat buat ... behapa tah lagi kan ngambil orang luar .... inda jua payah tu ... lain lah kalau equipment nya atu no have in the local market ... macam kiranya zoomnya 1200mm ... kah ... atau ia makai Mamiya Digital 22MP ..... mun ganya kan ngajar style ngambar.... teknik tunggang tebalik kah .... ...? .. duiiii cari saja tia bah di internet ah .... tips ngambar .... teknik ..... apa saja....... dapat jua di Goggle kali ah ... eh google kah .... atau moogle .. eh mana saja tah eh .... inda ja ....

GF: .. eeehhhh biskita ani tah ... atu tia plang di kurapak kannya .. syyyhhh..... abis kamu karang eh .. senitip tu eh benda atu eh masa ani .... kena umban karang u dari building BIBD ah .. mun inda dari PGGMB ... apa rasanya ....
TC: ... napa kan..? .. inda dapat .. bukan pasal apa... pasal future ekonomi bah ni .... bukan plang pasal lain ... mun paham bisai ..... tapi inda apa... mun inda paham pun inda apa.... asal jangan salah paham ...

GF: .. eh ada gelpren kah ...?
TC: ..... astaaah.. kan di ubahnya tia topik ah .... alum lagi abis cerita ku atu ... btw... nada wah ... behapa kan begelpren .. sakit saja kepala ... baik tah ku makai gel rambut ...

GF: (.. eh out jua eh .. ada kah gel rambut ....) .... bah apa tah ada cerita menarik pasal cone ani...?
TC: ... u wanna know a fascinating story about cone ..? hehe ... I tell u one ah ... got this person meh ... who got caught by the police for performing an indescent act with a traffic cone! .. what the ...? ... so funny one eh the fetish ... what ... he think some sort of sexual toys what .... if u don't believe ... u go to the site lah ...

GF: ... waaaah.. true kah ..? so cyber ah u .. got internet again...
TC: ... heeei brother .. come on lah .. this is modern day lah .. got wi-fi everywhere what .... GPRS again ....

GF: .... BTW ... hold on .. gonna get your photo again ...
TC: .. bah take lah ... I eksen-eksen dunno lah ...


(The Traffic Cone in "Candid" Pose)

GF: ... eh bah ... udah tah ah ... atu saja kali .. thanks btw ...
TC: .. oh atu sajakah? .. eh buring jua... tanya lagi lah ... buring ku ni sorang-sorang sini ani ... eh bukan jua apa ... yang u tanya-tanya ani .. where u from?

GF: ... eh awu lupa.... dari gferro.com ...
TC: ... oohhh... apa kan tu ? ... pemes kah tu ... ? apa pemes nya ngan KDI?

GF: .. eeeeh.. ada ada saja jua eh .. cucuk plang karang .. biar masuk gol di aying ah ... beranang tah sendiri ...
TC: ... haha .. macam lagu tu .. lagu kanak-kanak Brunei ..... Cuk-cuk nang .. terubuk pandai basi ... c awang bertunggul tunang ... makan bubuk dangan nasi ... eeh ... gol-gol nang kali ... awu ah .... atu ... lagu cuk-cukundai tu .. eh konpius eh ....

GF: ... (bangang ...) .. antam tia eh ... jalan tah ku eh ... bye ... sayonara... spaghetti carbonara...
TC: ... ok tu .. same-same but different ...

(Note: Temuduga di atas, adalah rekaan semata-mata ... mun atu pun kamu percaya jua... ntah eh .. baik tah kamu check-up .... mun inda.... baik tah pakai Traffic Cone atas kepala kamu ah ....ahaks... )