Tuesday, September 18, 2007

FLORA | In Black & White ...

... we usually accept.. and look at flora n fauna ... in colours .... and obviously everything is brilliant in colour....

... so what if .. we look at them in different perspective.... in a monotone mood ....

.. would it still be beautiful ......?

.... Flora in B&W ...

.. Something to ponder ...

.. did you know that.. if u mix loads of colour together... instead of being colourful ... it will eventually becomes black .....

On the other hand .... while driving on the local road... one will never miss those yellow sign .. stuck at car's window..... be it the standard form .. or those local made one ....

.. how I wish I could reply to some of those yellow signs found in our local road....

("What the yellow sign said") [What my reply would be]

"Eh ampir jua, mun gagas agatah terabang!" [Awu eh gagas! mun dapat terabang.. terabang ku ni!]

"I may be slow, but I'm in front!" [So? Terajang krg, mun pelahan ke kiri!]

"Angle Inside!" [Hahaha... angle jua banar... angel! lah...]

"Eh tumtum-tumtum jua!" [Bah mun pelahan siapa pun inda cematu!]

"Mispun buruk, tapi abis Bank!" [Patut tah jalan inda tantu.. abis bank banar!]

"Baby on Board" "Babes on Board" [So? napa kan...? ada masalah..?]

... may be one of these days... I should put on yellow signs .. or bumper stickers such as these...

Can I pay my Visa with my MasterCard?

Caution: I brake for no apparent reason.

Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.

Could You Drive Any Better If I Shoved That Cell Phone Up Your Ass?

Cover Me I'm Changing Lanes

DARE to keep cops off doughnuts.

Don’t Drink And Drive...You Might Hit A Bump And Spill Your Drink.

Don't Be Sexist - Bitches Hate That

Don't rub the lamp unless you're ready for the genie.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

Go On, I will See You At The Next Light.

Hey idiot- You're driving a car, not a phone booth

Honk If You Want To See My Finger

I drive like this to piss you off!

I hate bumper stickers!

I Know What You’re Thinking And You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourself.

Instead of concentrating on this bumper sticker, maybe you should be concentrating on the road!

It's not the size of the boat that matters; it's the motion in the ocean.

Kids in the backseat cause accidents.... accidents in the backseat cause kids.

My other car sticker is funny.

Stop Reading My Bumper Stickers and DRIVE!!


Anonymous said...

Hahahahhaha Funneeeee!!
I agree with you on those bumper stickers, they do tend to be annoying, but as the last few of your quoted bumper stickers say.. "stop reading and Drive!!" hehe Good one!! God Bless!

G-`FerRo said...

.. so annoying that we cannot help .... n read them! .. eermm....hehe

Juan Pablo said...

GFerro. I have never seen the humourous side of you. Really enjoy reading this post! hahaaa. Cali but banar. Bah! I wana see those yellow stickers up on ur car!!! tukar different one each day! hahaa. baru ya mental orang membaca!!

G-`FerRo said...

pablo .. haha... u don't know me yet ... if u do.. I'm probably the most selahau of all... haha....

.. well in fact .. I'm trying to find that LED thingy .... like those in the lift .. or stock exchange ... so that .. I can put it on my rear car windscreen... and change it accordingly... ;)

Juan Pablo said...

hahaaa. I can't wait to see.. cool tu...kalau nda cukup atu.. ada jua bejual tu d Mall. tali pinggang LED..Sama yg d pakai Aznil AF. hahaa

G-`FerRo said...

.. awu ah ... otherwise... terpaksa tah membali LCD screen ni .. haha